Mortgage lender 1: I have good news
Mortgage lender 2: <silence>
Realtor: I have spoken to Mortgage lender 1, his good news has gone away.
Jerry: Dear Mortgage lender 1, what is happening
Janis: Mortgage lender 1 has gone sour
Mortgage lender 2: <silence>
Mortgage lender 1: You are not residents, you do not have enough assets to compensate for the risk
Jerry: <fume>
Realtor: Mortgage lender 2 will come good
Jerry: Whatever
Realtor: Did I tell you the deposit is probably forfeit if you don’t get the mortgage by tomorrow
Jerry: <fume>
Mortgage lender 2: <silence>
Realtor: Morgtage lender 2 just needs to confirm your employment
Jerry: <types> HR person, please sign this letter and fax it it Mortgage lender 2.
HR Person: OK
Jerry: Thanks
HR Person: Congratulations on the visa by the way!
Jerry: ?
HR Person: Yeah, I just got a mail…
Jerry: My mail is broken, please forward to this other account.
Jerry: Dear mortgage lender 1, does this make a difference?
Mortgage lender 1: cool dude!
Mortgage lender 2: <silence>

All this, and TheCompanyThatDareNotSpeakItsName is launching, and Mishka is on heat.