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	<title>Fake Tales of San Francisco</title>
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	<description>side 2, track 3</description>
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		<title>Kites.</title>
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		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2008/05/13/kites/</link>
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		<description>For those who care about such ephemera, I am Sockettrousers on twitter. </description>
		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2008/05/13/131/</link>
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		<title>Testy</title>
		<description>

Nothing to do with me BTW, just a photo I had on my phone.

Anyone still reading this? </description>
		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2008/05/11/testy/</link>
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		<title>All that and then this</title>
		<description>Our last posession has left Ukraine. We've been in the US six months and finally the Discovery left Ukraine and is now sitting in a bonded warehouse in the UK.
I have a buyer for it and all I have to do now is (remotely) wrangle it through customs. Seems like ...</description>
		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2007/11/27/all-that-and-then-this/</link>
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		<title>The boots of blasphemy</title>
		<description>The internet is a funny old thing but not as funny as the World of Warcraft wherein exist "Boots of Blasphemy". Jane and I stumbled on this concept whilst trying to read the whole internet (as you do). It immedaitely set us thinking about what the magical power of said ...</description>
		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2007/11/17/the-boots-of-blastphemy/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m in Kyiv, it&#8217;s cold</title>
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Ho Ho. Sunday night is going to be festive. I'm trying to get to London...
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		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2007/11/15/im-in-kyiv-its-cold/</link>
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		<title>Meet Burt</title>
		<description>We have a new member of the family.
Burt is a 1998 Subaru Forester L. We adopted him from Scott who I work with for the grand price of $4500 - that's about four blackjacks in the old money if you still count Imperialwise.

  

Cars in America don't age like ...</description>
		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2007/11/07/meet-burt/</link>
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		<title>The Day of the Dead</title>
		<description>Halloween was a bit of a wash out this year - the city banned the usual celebration in the Castro. We turned up anyway, but the streets were empty apart from a small number of revelers asking  a large number of policemen where they bought such good costumes.

(Luckily we ...</description>
		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2007/11/06/the-day-of-the-dead/</link>
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		<title>Does it come in red</title>
		<description>A friend took us to Club Sportiva drool over a $300,000 Ferrari.

Sadly we didn't like the colour so we're considering the Lotus which matches Madame's eyes.


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		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2007/08/16/does-it-come-in-red/</link>
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		<title>Cultural pillage is the right of every worker</title>
		<description>One day walking down Andrevski, we caught sight of an old guy selling oil paintings stolen from Soviet institutions.
$50 later we were up one rolled canvas on Lenin. We smuggled him past the border guards rolled in a map of the world and then had him mounted at Edgewise Arts ...</description>
		<link>http://www.faketalesofsanfrancisco.com/2007/08/15/cultural-rape-is-the-right-of-every-worker/</link>
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